A Bar Song (Tipsy)

My baby want a Birkin, she\'s been telling me all night long
Gasoline and groceries, the list goes on and on
This 9 to 5 ain\'t working, why the hell do I work so hard?
I can\'t worry \'bout my problems, I can\'t take \'em when I\'m gone, uh
One, here comes the two to the three to the four
Tell \'em bring another out, we need plenty more
Two stepping on the table, she don\'t need a dancefloor
Oh my, good Lord
Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey
They know me and Jack Daniels got a history
There\'s a party downtown near Fifth Street
Everybody at the bar getting tipsy